My lungs absorb all the smoke

My lungs are so black with tar and i want them to be an even darker shade of black. i enjoy smoking my favorite marlboro red and taking strong, cheek-hollowing drags. i don't exhale smoke, but the smoke comes out from my mouth slowly while i tell you about my black lungs. after i inhale the smoke deeply into my lungs i forget that i have smoke in my lungs and i let my lungs absorb as much smoke as they can before the rest slowly leaves through my mouth.