I will teach you to enjoy lung destruction

Let me be your smoking instructor, your mistress if you will. we will enjoy this poisoning and destruction of our lungs together. i will teach you all the secrets to properly and quickly destroying your lungs, and the most important lesson is how to enjoy the process. if you are good and do everything i tell you, i will share my cigarette with you. your reward will be to smoke the cigarette that my lips have touched.