72oz Sparkling Water Bloat

Time for lunch! i've gathered myself a huge collection of sugary, salty, fatty treats to snack on. all i want to do is sprawl out on the couch and be a lazy blob all afternoon. as big as my belly has gotten, my eyes are always somehow bigger. i haven't had a meal this big in a while. by the end of this stuffing, i'm moaning and rubbing my poor tummy- as i poke the last bites down. chips, chocolates, milk, fruit juice, rice krispy treats, fish sticks, cookies and churros! i'm going to need some help. fortunately, i brought something green to make me much hungrier and lazier. i demolish snack after snack, filling my soft, jiggly body with more and more empty calories. no tricks this halloween- i offer myself up as a sweet, decadent treat- to fatten and to enjoy.