Flubber Gut

Well where do i start with my ever expanding belly. i have just got so fat and a lot of it just seems to be spreading to my tummy, not like i need another tyre adding to it.  there is no way i can go out in this little number i would scare people with this huge muffin top, or they may mistake it for a beach ball. it feels like its a large amount of dough you can kneed and really grab hold of, no need to add any lard there is already so much in there. glad you find it sexy though, could you imagine it getting bigger and bigger and exploding blubber everywhere.