Pay To Be Friendzoned 2

I think i may have been a bit too gentle the first time we had this discussion. apparently i haven't made myself very clear.  we will never be more than friends, and i thought you understood and accepted that. you've done so well at paying since we first agreed on this arrangement, but it seems as though you're a bit confused about your role outside of that. i guess i shouldn't have been so sweet and soft before, but i'm fixing that for you now.  so for good measure, i've decided on a new deal for us: you keep paying (obviously) and in return we maintain our friendship from a distance. no more driving me around and taking me to lunch; all that attention is playing tricks on your silly little brain. from now on, you'll essentially be supporting me in a more convenient digital space.  it's better this way. we both have our roles in this friendship, which i know you enjoy as much as i do. you don't want to make this more complicated and messy than it has to be, do you?