Sunday School Paddling

Listen up, young man. you have been a disruption in sunday school for quite some time. i already spoke to your parents and they agree you need harsh discipline. you have left me no other choice other than to throw you over my knee for a strict paddling across your bottom. your behavior has been unacceptable and i will not tolerate naughty boys playing with themselves in class as you have. you act as if you just discovered your penis. is that true? is that why you cannot refrain from sticking your grimy hands down your pants as well as showing off to the others? well this harsh paddling shall teach you a lesson and if i see you in here again behaving as such i will pull out my cane and believe me....it will hurt much worse than the paddle.