White Collar Crime And Punishment

Another day at the office, and you get called into the office of the vp of human resources to talk about the, frankly, bizarre way you're treating women in your office. there have been reports of you humiliating and objectifying them, making them bounce their tits for you in some kind of big titty aerobics contest, and threatening to fire them if they don't comply. but, you know a secret- the vp of hr is embezzling money from the company! before she can process your termination paperwork, you show her the evidence of her wrongdoing, and she begs you not to turn her in. she's not going to like it, but i think she'd be a perfect fit for big titty aerobics!