Frothy brown

Rushing to the toilet, i'm not sure i'm going to make it. i'm only partly dressed when i feel a powerful urge to relieve myself. mounting the toilet, i let out some seriously frothy turds. they are so cloud like that they are difficult to hear. but the smell. it's so bad that my eyes begin to water and my nose starts to run. i blow my nose and have to give myself a courtesy flush before continuing. when i'm finally finished (for now) i flush and try again to get ready for my day.