I want more from you

My darling, you have been a fairly good husband but it's time to upgrade. i think i deserve much more than what you are giving me. if you want my attention, if you want me to even speak to you, you will have to start paying me daily. and not only this. i want designer dresses, high heels, a new car, luxurious holidays ... and you have to pay for all of this. you need to find a way to make more money for your beautiful wife. because you know ... no money, no honey. and i am the best and sweetest thing that ever happened in your life. and it's your job as my husband to give me everything i want (if you want to keep me). do you understand, darling? oh, i love you. but i love money more!;)