TV Presenter's Remote Control Hands

Welcome back to saturday night's newest, hottest, gameshow - remote control. what is our specially programmed remote going to make our first brave contestant do? wait, hang on, what are you doing with the remote? you can't point it at me!! i'm the presenter! omg! why are my hands out of control? and why am i undoing my shirt buttons, unzipping my skirt, and flashing my lingerie suddenly? i don't want to get naked in front of all these people! i'm wearing a silky slip under my skirt, and pretty lingerie that i most certainly don't want the whole world to see. how do i stope this?