Mommy's Worried About Your Weight

Are you hiding bags of fast food behind your back?  i have been looking for the right time to talk to you about your weight.  i've watched as you ballooned throughout high school.  now as you're about to go into college, you're the fattest you've ever been.  there's no sign that you're going to start slowing down. if you don't stop, you're going to end up following in your mommy's footsteps.