Burp Contest With Little Sister

you're my big brother and you call me to let me know you're coming to home to visit. i ask if we'll do one of our burp contest and give you a sample of what i'm working with over the phone. once you arrive, i bust out a few cans of carbonated beverages for each of us and we begin our contest. i clearly burp much louder than you from the jump, and taunt you relentlessly as the contest continues. i even burp talk and blow some burps in your face. i also tell you all my tips and tricks i use to get these enormous burps. once i've finished putting you to shame with my massive belches, i get to burp in your face a couple times as my prize.