This Is Not a Song Its a Porno

i know what you're thinking you're thinking, "this is a song" well i guess i'll just have to show you exactly where you are wrong!   why aren't you hearing the moans? why aren't you feeling the cum? if you don't watch you'll miss it you don't understand i will explain it just once i can't explain it just twice to make it clear to your brain until you're stroking your cock it couldn't be a condom 'cause it will never break it's not an orgasm 'cause it isn't really fake it couldn't be a taco 'cause it doesn't taste like fish it couldn't be a model 'cause it isn't very late it can't be throat fucking 'cause it doesn't make you vomit it couldn't be a cumshot 'cause it isn't in your face it couldn't be jack o'neill 'cause it doesn't travel through a gate it couldn't be a casino because it doesn't have an overpriced...bar!   be-cause this is not a song, it's a porno!