Epic toilet eruptions gas plops pee belly sounds burps omg it's gonna blow

Another installment of keeping it real on the toilet .if anyone can do this it's me note this is the 5th bowel movement i've taken today this is all the cabbage and dates coming out of me .let's have pizza for dinner and see what happens then. but i'll say this is the most epic toilet experience you'll experience. it's like a volcano ready to erupt hot brown lava everywhere the farts were almost cracking the toilet bowl they were that powerful