Bigger Than You, Even After a Break!

I figured i'd would utilize my first day back to the gym, after taking 2 weeks off, doing absofuckinglutely nothing, to showcase my muscles to you. after sitting around, watching tv and just sleeping, due to a little stress induced hospital visit, i'm still 10 times stronger than you, and still so much bigger than you! and, let me ask you this...is it just me? or do i even look a bit leaner?! i explain how, during my hospital stay, i had a heart rate that was between 130-150 for over 16 hours. that's like sprinting a marathon for that long! could you imagine you going through something like that? there is no way your body would be able to handle something so intense. but, just another perfect example of how, and why, i'm superior to you. just sit there and watch me flex my lean, hard, pumped muscles covered by my soft, smooth bronzed skin. even though i'm feeling depleted, i still manage to pump out most musculars and get my veins to pop from underneath my skin. incredible, right? if we were to meet, would you have the guts to take advantage of a photo op with me? you see, this little incident won't stop me from growing, getting bigger and stronger, and probably even leaner! i'm an ox! a bull, and not just by my zodiac sign. i keep on pushing, because that's what a real muscle goddess does!