Toe Chips

I've been growing these toenails out for awhile, for one specific purpose: to feed them to you, foot slave! they're painted robin's egg blue, and they are coated with toe jam underneath. long, crispy, crunchy, and delicious. clip clip clip, one by one, i'm harvesting them for your food. these are juicy and only one smart and hungry footboy will get to have them. if you wait for me to put them up for auction, you will end up paying much more than $100. it's a backwards strategy, to believe that auctions will give you the chance at a good deal. the very purpose of an auction is to take the highest bid, dummy. so if you want these for lunch, you need to step up and pay the tab. they can be yours, after they've been mine, and you can sprinkle them into your meals or snack on them a la carte! yum yum, foot bitch.