From Friend-Zone to Fucked

I know we’re friends and are just supposed to be hanging out right now, but there’s something i need to get off my chest. obviously, i can tell you like me, i’m the hottest and most powerful girl you’ve ever seen - but, just as obviously, nothing is ever going to happen between me and you. ever. however, i know eventually you’d be stupid enough to profess your love for me and destroy our friendship, so let’s avoid all that awkwardness and just turn you into my submissive little bitch boy now! you would do anything for me, anything to make me happy, even if it meant you weren’t the one getting to be with me at the end of the day; you don’t need or deserve anything else but to serve me.