Monster Turned Pet Gone Wrong
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There has been a monster eating super heroes. me being as big and kick ass as i am, think it would be fun to tease and torment the monster then exterminate it! i go into a home it has been reported to be in. i tease and taunt it with my words, when that doesn't work i fart and try to stink it out of it's hiding place! then i hear something under the bed. i stick my head under to see and get the monster. only for it to get me! it bites my head off under the bed. i twitch clench a bit then exspell one last fart