interior designer unaware buttcrack farts

I'm an interior designer checking out a place. i come in wearing tight jeans with a belt, heels and a denim jacket. i begin showing you the house and i start farting immediately. i apologize and excuse myself and run to the bathroom. when i come back my jeans are completely sagged below my ass. i continue walking around with my jeans belowmy ass, bending over and farting a lot, showing my butthole a lot, and talking about how stylish i am. i keep bending over a lot and farting and flirting. sometimes i get a little stuck, and wiggle my ass around as i try to get unstuck, while farting a lot