Stupid hand humping loser

Are you humping your hand again, loser? still not fucking a real woman? maybe you think that one day you will get lucky and fuck a real pussy but you know what i think? i think it will never happen. you are destined to fuck your own hand only for the rest of your pathetic life. now buy this clip and listen to me mocking and humiliating you about your miserable existence and basically non-existent sex life since this is as close as you can get to a real sex, loser! and as a bonus, you may stroke and i will even give you a countdown. what an exciting day for a stupid wanker like you, hmm? haha!