Lets go to the beach

Its a beautiful day and we're heading to the beach - why are you still in bed? your friends will all be here shortly. what's wrong with what i'm wearing; you think it makes me look like a slut? i may be a milf (that's what your friends say!) but i'm not a slut. maybe i should just entertain your friends at the beach then if i'm such a milf slut. have them rub oil on me while i stroke and suck them? they'll be here shortly; maybe we should ask them??