Toxic is good

So many people say "i'm toxic" like it's a bad thing, when the fact that i am so toxic for you is specifically what you like about me the most! you are addicted to the way i destroy you, devour you, ravage and ruin you! without a hot woman like me taking over you completely and ruining your life little by little, life would be pretty boring! admit it! you don't want a healthy relationship with a nice girl who's gonna care about you, love you and help you become better! you need the most unhealthy relationship possible - the kind that will leave you with nothing, crawling like a worm on the dirty ground, thinking of the old you, where you had it all...and poof! now it's all gone! you're left with nothing - nothing other than me! but what else could you possibly need apart from me, anyway? there's nothing that fulfills you the way i do! nothing and no one! you cannot get the same satisfaction anywhere else! there's nothing that provides you with the same level of arousal as my toxicity slowly eroding your brain cells, your soul, your mental health, your relationships, your money, your savings, your everything...