Shoveling 4K calories down in 12 min????????

Join me on my lunch break at work while i shovel down as much food as possible in 14 minutes. the first minute and 45 seconds is sped up of me eating red lobster and then, of course, i have more food at the ready. i indulge in wendys and a big piece of fudge-y chocolate cake. the pure euphoria on my face and the sounds i make while eating this cake is priceless ???? this is a very casual video of me during the day. this gives you an idea of what i eat for lunch in addition to my 5-7k calorie dinners. usually i eat donuts or something like that for breakfast too ???? i guess this is why i’m so fat ???????? total items and calories consumed in this clip????shrimp scampi- 320 calorieslb of snow crab & butter -800spicy chicken sandwich extra mayo- 6006 spicy nuggets- 250                                      double stack -250red lobster chocolate wave cake- 10002 red lobster biscuits- 300ranch- 230dr pepper- 250total- 4,000 ????