GOTH GIRL'S CHAIR

I guess i have a chair but it's just not good enough. i want a chair that breathes, ya know? i want a chair that whimpers underneath me but it still stays still. completely still. where do you think i could find such a chair? where should i look? oh!!! wait a minute, the perfect chair is right below me. you're gonna be the best chair for me, aren't you? you're gonna stay right there and you're not gonna make a fuss, it doesn't matter if you can't breathe it doesn't matter if you can't see. what you want doesn't matter, all that matters is being a good seat for princess thrashie.