Magically Delicious Leprechauns

Pov: you see me gardening, and decide to come over and pinch me because i’m not wearing green. i chase you back into the bushes, with the rest of your friends and find your gold. i spot you, and let you know i am wearing green, you just can’t see it. i know i get a wish in order for you to be released, so i wish for something to fulfill my hunger. you turn your gold into chocolate for me, but that’s not what i wanted. i waste no time in devouring you. and when i’m finished, i eat your friend who witnessed it before i belch you both away and get back to work.