A confidence building workshop for the anxious undateable!

I am so pleased that you decided to give this a go! before we begin, i just wanted to reassure you, that this is a non-judgmental, safe process! i understand how anxious you get when it comes to meeting new women! i understand how nervous you are! i appreciate that your confidence is at an all time low, and i am here to change that! porn has played such an important role in your life, it has been company for you, on those lonely nights, hasn't it? i am going to build you back up! i am going to give your lonely existence real purpose! i am going to change your life for the better!!! disclaimer, this session is non-refundable. you are advised to follow each instruction. if you do experience any side effects such as, crippling anxiety, it is likely you did not follow through correctly and i take no responsibility for that.