The Labour Disaster wmv

The video begins as i walk into the living room, my aching back from my huge soon to explode pregnant belly bothering me, i mutter to myself that i have tried everything, i need to give birth today, i start doing squats hoping to induce labour but it doesn't work. as i go to leave the room, the door wont open. then chaos begins - as my water breaks, there is lots of water non stop soaking the floor and my short shorts, i can't believe my water is breaking and i have to do this all by myself. i manage to get myself to the sofa where i begin breathing heavily as my contractions happen, i start to push and squeeze with my feet and legs in the air. i try to get my jean shorts off but struggle as they are soaking wet stuck to me, i manage to eventually squeeze them off and i continue to push and squeeze. i sit in a squatting position and try that, and something pops, its working im crowning!! i continue to squeeze harder and harder my legs spread wide and feet in the air giving one last push.