Stuck In Shorts (WMV)

I'm sure i washed the shirt i'd wanted to wear today, maybe it's in the back of the machine. oh no! it seems i've got stuck in my tiny, little short-shorts! i hope that no one comes by to see me in the embarassing moment. i wiggle my wide hips back and forth, struggle against the seal at my shoulders, stomp my feet in a strop and try my best to escape. it doesn't seem to matter how i arch my back or twist my body, my big butt is simply stuck waving in the air! wmv version