Experimental Unction

Dr. harrison is at his wits' end. his unruly patients simply refuse to follow their treatment regimen. how do they expect to get better if they don't follow doctor's orders? it is clear to him that medical science has overlooked a critical issue in care delivery. i mean: what use is medicine if the patient will not take it? so the good doctor has set out to develop a new heuristic which will correct this issue, potentially saving health systems around the world billions! his new prescription? a hard spanking for those truculent patients who will not take their medicine! his first two patients arrive... do they know what they're in for?