Buttcrack Farts Interier designer

I am an interior designer and i am here to inspect all the cracks and get your home ship shape. unaware to me my jeans are low and my but crack is out.. i fart and blame the floorboards but i keep on farting.. i go into the kitchen and show you a big crack on the wall.. unaware to me there is an even bigger crack hanging out of my jeans... i lose my pen and then realise it’s in my buttcrack.. i fart over and over and try to ignore it. now to the hallway i get stuck checking for cracks and my buttcrack really hangs out i realise and keep on farting over and over in embarrassment. i think i will see myself out... #buttcrack #jeans #asscrack #evamarie #farting #jeans