THE COWGIRL WAS A COP

Officer blu, of the state metro police, enjoys her time off as we all do. she's just coming home from a costume party, where she dressed up as a cowgirl, (complete with hat and western boots) and can't wait to call her girlfriend to tell her about it. as she's on the phone she doesn't realize that an intruder has gotten into her place and is lurking around unnoticed by her.   he tries to sneak out before he's caught, but makes a noise, which gets her attention. she goes to check it out, but he gets the drop on her. she ends up hogtied on the floor, still in her costume. since she's tied up and helpless, he decides to continue his search for any goodies he might be able to carry off and sell later.   he decides to change her to a more secure chair tie. as she's all tied up, he realizes he hasn't looked in her purse yet. he does so and discovers her badge. she protests as much as she can in her predicament, to no avail. he takes it with him as he leaves.   if only her fellow officers could see her now!