Modern Medicine

welcome to my clinic. i know this is a very stressful situation for you. erectile dysfunction can be extremely stressful for men. especially considering how many treatments you’ve tried to fix your ed. but here in my clinic, we try to focus on the root cause of the ed. i’m not going to give you a medication you’re going to need to take for the rest of your life. we’re going to do one round of my own special blend of chemical compounds along with some behavior modification and then see how it goes from there. i’m happy to report that i have a 100% success rate with this technique. so here, take these. just one swallow and a little mental exercise and we’ll se if we can get your little soldier back at attention. you may feel a bit dizzy. don’t worry. that’s completely normal.