I won't pop them! I promise!

I surprise you on a camping trip by bringing 2 tuftex 17 inch balloons. you are scared and i tell you they will just be a little pop! i begin blowing them up. halfway through blowing up the first balloon i tell you that its fine, i wont pop them. i tie off that one and blow the other up. i almost pop them against the fallen juniper that i am sitting on. that would be a shame. i pull out a needle. it glistens in the sun before i use it to burst the balloons.  you know the pop is my favorite part!