Strained, Topless Dump

I had a big greasy dinner and it seems to have clogged up my pipes a little bit. i start out by peeing, and soon enough i’m getting some plops. then i feel a big plop coming and i strain and strain, moaning and grunting along the way trying to squeeze this plop out. i even try to use my trash can as a makeshift squatty potty again, but i am only rewarded with a small, unsatisfying plop and more pee. ughhhh i basically plop edged myself again. it’s gonna be a rough morning for me when the rest finally wants to come out!