Advising Your Finances

As your financial advisor, i keep a very close watch on your expenses. i see every purchase, every transaction, and have taken the liberty of printing this months expenses out. it seems there's quite a bit of unnecessary purchases on your hand, we need to fix that. that's money being taken away from me, and you're behind on your payments. it's expensive to be a hot goddess, and you're job is to fund it. why risk the opportunity to worship me by spending money that doesn't even belong to you on things you don't even need? just gimme your wallet.... right now. and if i like what i find then you can worship my feet.... i know they're the only thing giving your life meaning. it's almost like your face was made for my feet, because they cover it so perfectly! just smell them..... then we can discuss how to fix this.