Give Yourself a Swirly

I’ve noticed that almost all of my wedgie freaks love to mention other bullying tactics that they enjoy, and a good ol’ fashioned swirly seems to be the most common request. and i am more than happy to oblige such a disgusting and degrading act. i love grabbing a bad boy by the scruff of his neck and shoving his head into the commode for a nice flush. since i can’t get my hands on you right this moment i want you to follow along and bully yourself for me instead. you’re going to put your face, head, and hair into the toilet and flush yourself! make me proud dork!