Our second smoking date! *and more of my second hand smoke in your face*

Do you know what today is? it’s your *lucky* day. yes, after playing just a little hard-to-get (because you enjoy the chase), i finally agreed to a second date with you. that first date was nice, wasn’t it. and oh, you took my smoke well, yes you did. i could see (and not just by your face, if you know what i mean) that you were enjoying every bit of it … inhaling my smoke so deep inside your lungs. yes, inside me, then inside you … isn’t it fun when we share things inside each other … and today, aren’t you sweet … today you are taking me to *another* even nicer restaurant – and i am absolutely sparkling! i enjoyed our evening together so much last time that i decided to dress up even more (or even less, depending on how you look at it) ... this time i smoke a marlboro red. yes, tonight i am your marlboro girl … we begin our second date by reminiscing about our first date. i remind you, in very explicit terms, what i liked so much about our first night together … and then i sweetly ask you to light my cigarette for me, to be a real gentleman and to learn that if you wish to be my boyfriend, then every time i slide a virgin white cigarette between my plump, perfect lips, i expect you to be ready *immediately* to light it for me! my hungry lungs do not appreciate having to wait when they are already so nicotine-deprived. and of course, as your little reward, i blow my smoke directly into your eager face after every deep drag that i hold for an extra moment because i enjoy it (and, again, you are very … prominently … enjoying it too … ). come, take all my second-hand smoke, i know you can do it … do we not make a perfect couple? in and out and in and out … the smoke, i mean! perhaps you will earn a third date with me hehehehe xoxo … part 1: you have a smoking date with me tonight!