SMOTHERED FOR VOORHEES

I've been watching you for a long time, me and my buddy jason always watch out for the most pathetic bitches. you know the guys who try to have sex with all of the other camp counselors but you can't because no one wants to fuck you! you know, the ones just like you!!!!! we seek you out and we end you.... we used to just use a hatchet but now that he's got a beautiful woman on his team we've gotta do more dainty things. for example, i'm getting a helpless counselor on his knees and i'm doing something totally fucked up to him.... i bet you're wondering what it is i'm going to do. you won't have to wonder much longer, the lucky loser in question is you...