You're Such a Nerd!
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I invite you over to confront you about a rumor i heard. i heard from my friends you have a crush on me and want to kiss me. well it's your lucky day, i tell you to close your eyes and pucker up. when i lean in, instead of kissing you, i pull your pants down revealing your tighty whities. i can't believe you actually thought i would kiss you, nerd! i humiliate you about your choice of underwear and give you wedgies. your little dick comes out and i make fun of how small it is while continuing to give you wedgies.