I Wanna Burp in Your Face

Ugh, i miss you so much...i hate that you had to travel so far away for work. i haven't seen you in weeks! i just wanna burp in your face so bad, it's been so long. so, i decided to help us both out, since you love smelling my burps so much, and i love burping in your face. i have a little man-figurine. we are going to pretend he is you...you can imagine i'm burping in your face, and i'll imagine the same! it's not as good as the real thing, but...this will do for now. until i see you again. i'm going to burp in your face as soon as you get off your plane! xoxo