Sizing You Up

After further evaluation, i have decided you are just not manly enough to work under me. i only hire not only knowledgeable men but physically strong men. you don't fit the physical part. you are just not fit for the job. look at you. you are an embarrassment. the men i hire can handle their own. not someone like you that would look to me for protection. i could kick your ass if the situation called for it. so...i have a better idea. you can work under me but you will be running errands. clean bathrooms, empty the trash, get lunch orders, etc. hey...stay here longer and you may just get the privilege to suck off my sexy male employees who are stronger than you.