almost ready for the party

I was getting ready for the party and at the last minute when i already thought i was ready to leave i realized i had forgotten to shave my armpits. i'm already late, but i can't just leave. i will dance and raise my arms and everyone will see that my armpits are hairy. i need to shave my armpits quickly.i couldn't find my shaving foam, but i have a conditioner and it could work. i sprayed a little conditioner on my armpits and shaved them with quick strokes.my armpits are now as smooth as silk and i’m ready to party!