He Doesn't Think I Could Drop Him with 1 Kick in the Balls

We're sitting on the couch, talking about movies, and he brings up how unrealistic he thinks it is when girls beat men in fights. he says that he could definitely beat me in a fight, so i point out that all it takes is 1 kick or knee in the balls and any girl can drop any man. he says that it's totally unrealistic when that happens in movies and bets that it wouldn't hurt that bad if i kicked him in the nuts. i'm more than happy to try so i ask him if he's willing to back up his words with action. i ask him if he wants to back out because it's going to hurt alot! but he tells me to go ahead. so i kick him right in the nuts and he immediately drops, while holding his testicles. he has the audacity to say he wasn't ready and wants to try again. my next kick crushes his nuts even harder lol. he points out that knees would be more realistic in a fight and asks me to try it. i knee him in the balls and it hurts even more than my kicks! he wants to try again though because he says it's only fair. i'm having a lot of fun so i knee him in the balls again and he spends a long time on the ground clutching his swollen balls. now he still has the balls to tell me that squeezing would be the most likely in a fight. you can guess what happens next ;) i swear i nearly popped a ball when i did it. without any hope left, he lunges at me, to which i respond to by instantly grabbing his balls and crushing them; then i knee him. i repeatedly kick him in the balls while he's on the ground and can't protect himself at all. i'm ready to end our experiment when he stands up and asks to try 1 more kick. he regretted that i bet :)