you'll DIVORCE her in a year or less

You're already half way out the door..all i'm doing is laying out the ground work for leaving her effectively & efficiently. the both of you haven't gotten along for a very long time, no more passion, no alignment sexually and day after day you find yourself less and less in love with her. discovering that this entire thing was a complete mistake, a cop-out of the life you've desired all along. you did it to yourself. you should've left a long ass time ago, now there are stipulations that make this process difficult as fuck for you...huh? well no need to fret any further. i've got a grand plan for you, however, it comes with a heafty price of course! i am going to lay out your quarterly expectations: tasks, rules, intentions, etc to assist you in taking the next step you've been dying to take for god knows how long. now if you're fully invested in this experience and truly seeking guidance every step of the way - i have a 365 day by day check list that will guaranteed having you walking out the door in 365 days or less. this homewrecking experience isn't for the faint of heart. pay the fee discussed at the end of this clip and let me fuck over your entire life!