tiny catheter in my massive urethra

I spent years stretching my peehole two or three times a week to get it to the size it is now. this time, i'm using an unusually small foley catheter, which shows off just how big and loose my urethra is. you'll also see piss dripping all over my cunt and watch me spread my pussy open to tug the catheter back and forth in my slack peehole. then i use a vibrator on my big clit and have multiple twitching orgasms while toying with the catheter. i wind up pulling the catheter out, balloon and all, while i cum. after that, i have a silly idea, and discover that i can actually shove the catheter back into my bladder without ever deflating the balloon. if i'm ever in the hospital and need to be catheterized for legitimate medical reasons, i hope they can find a large enough catheter for me, or it might just fall out!