Sweaty moist shoes and socks after running

When i come back from a long run, i find the lazy slave on the couch - and immediately order him to get down on the floor on his knees where he belongs. i tell him how wet it is inside my running shoes and order him to take off the first shoe - and press it onto his nose! he has to inhale the foot sweat stench from my shoe, before i press my dirty white socks on his nose! i've been wearing these for a whole week already and only finished preparing them with the running today. i just love how he's disgusted by the smell - it wouldn't be any fun for me if he would like it, would it? :-d later, he has to lie down, i tape his mouth with some gaffer tape and then rest my stinky jogging feet on his face - now he can't cheat by breathing through his mouth and i can relax on the couch while he suffers under my feet!