Changing Your Pullups

Oh my goodness! you made a huge mess in your pull-ups. why didn't you use the bathroom like a big boy? i guess my potty training methods have failed. i'll have to change you immediately. here is your blanky, suck on your thumb while i change you! to make sure you don't get a rash, i will have to use a lot of powder on your bottom. you know, step-mommy can't risk having you make messes in public. you will have to always wear pull-ups when we go out. if you make a mess, i guess i'll have to change you in front of step-mommy's friends. maybe i'll even let my friends powder that poor, messy bottom of yours! how do your fresh pull-ups feel? they're so soft, aren't they? why don't you wiggle around a bit? good boy! now let's get you dressed so we can go meet step-mommy's friends for lunch.